Dove, Dogs, and Shotguns

October 6, 2009

The Best Firearms Salesman Ever

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: — admin @ 7:57 am

 All across the fruited plain, firearms and ammunition have been flying off the shelves. Americans are stock piling and dealers are reaping the benefits. We owe this to one man, kind of ironic that the only thing he has stimulated was by accident :)

 

NO bama '12

NO bama

 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

  • Share/Bookmark
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Posts
  • Timney's New 870 Trigger The folks at Timney Manufacturing have solved one of the few problems with the world's best selling shotgun. From Shooting Illustrated: (Click on the picture to visit Timney's website) Price: $89.00 Here is an excert from the Shooting Illustrated article.   The 870 shotgun has many applications for hunters, sport shooters......
  • Extreme Dove Hunt If you've got the funds the you should check out LCHunting.com. They are offering some serious dove hunting for a serious dove hunter. Just check out what is included for the price: Ground transportation from McAllen Texas Beretta AL390 Shotgun Deluxe Accommodations** Delicious meals included Open bar daily Field transportation......
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14 Here is a good public land spot for hunting dove in south Texas http://bit.ly/OHTTY # It's almost time to start dove hunting, stock up on shells now! http://bit.ly/162Bx9 # A good place to buy guns online http://bit.ly/9bQBm # RT @DoveHunting101: New blog post: Man Fined Over Migratory Bird Treaty......

July 24, 2009

The Perfect Gift (funny video)

Filed under: Jokes, Videos — Tags: — admin @ 7:18 pm

This is the video that  won first place at Cannes.

Perfect for ex-wives!

  • Share/Bookmark
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Posts
  • Time to Gear Up !! With 84 days until the 2010 dove season, it's time to inspect your geat and begin to make any purchases needed before the season. So I thought I'd make a blog post of my findings. First up for me is a shell/field bag. Currently, I'm using a 3 pouched belt......
  • Proposed legislation to infringe on hunter's rights Infringe is putting it mild. There are two bills in the Texas House of Representatives that are aimed directly and Texas hunters and gun owners. If passed, we could find ourselves needing some legal counsel. The following is from Texas State Rifle Association's website: Bad Bills~Bills to Stop HB 736 by......
  • Shotgunning Tips I was looking through some past articles on Field & Stream's website site and came across an article with some very good tips on five tough shots for dove hunters. It covers: The Incomer You See Forever The Dove With Its Jets On The Long Crosser The Dove That Comes......

May 26, 2009

City Slickers

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: , , — admin @ 9:42 pm

A city guy decided to take up quail hunting. He visited his cousin on the farm and asked to borrow a birddog. The cousin wanted to encourage his city relative so he loaned him the best English pointer in the kennel. The city guy and the fine dog spent the day afield. When they arrived back at the farm house the country cousin inquired how many birds were killed. “Got the limit” said the city boy proudly. “How did the dog perform?” asked country. The city guy replied “Well for the first half of the day the stupid SOB would run up to the covey and lock up with his tail straight out and one foot raised like a statue, but after kicking his ass for about an hour I broke him of that so now he will just jump right on into the birds”

  • Share/Bookmark
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Posts
  • The New A-10 American Shotgun Connecticut Shotgun Mfg. Company has introduced an awesome, high end over and under shotgun. Here is what their founder has to say: It is with great excitement that I am announcing our latest shotgun:  The A-10 American™, a full sidelock hand detachable, very low profile over and under shotgun for......
  • Walton Ranch Review I know this site is mainly about dove hunting, but hunting quail is a lot of fun also. Last Christmas, my brother took me and my oldest son, (Dad couldn't make it unfortunately) to the Walton Ranch  just outside of the small town of Navasota, TX. The Walton Ranch is a......
  • Mexican Whitewing Forecast Looks Good If you have ever thought of traveling south of the border to dove hunt, this year might be the one. Dr. Ignacio Cinta, a wildlife biologist from Mexico City, says that hunters are in for a fiesta this year. Cinta says that the prime whtewing hunting is about 160 miles......
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Websites
  • Deals of the day sites Like most of you, I love finding great deals. I've been a fan of Woot for a good two years and have bought a number of items from Woot. Deals of the day sites like Woot that feature a single item for an incredibly low price really offer a......
  • Deployment Of The Search Engine Optimization Every day, more and more sites are striving to optimize their rankings in search engines. As the Internet marketing business is a highly competitive one, the business professionals have to equip with the proper knowledge and the tools to make your site stand out above the rest. Presently, for most......
  • Women's basketball teams of the decade [/caption] By Jeremy Stone Yahoo! Sports' decade in review takes to the hardwood for a series of women's basketball top-fives. Next up we look at the best teams in the college and pro ranks. We'd add international to the mix, but with Team USA winning the 2000, 2004 and 2008......

May 21, 2009

Farmer vs. Lawyer

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: , — admin @ 9:47 pm

From Field & Stream:

Farmer vs. Lawyer joke. (Bird Hunting) 

A big city lawyer went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.

The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied. “This is my property, and your not coming over here.”

The indignant lawyer replied. “I’m one of the best trial lawyers around, and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything that you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in these parts. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule.”

The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”

The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up.”

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin, which dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.

The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn’t.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, now it’s my turn.”

The old farmer smiled and said,

“Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!”

God Bless the farmers, without them, we wouldn’t have a place to dove hunt!

Time to RELOAD!

Dove, Dogs, & Shotguns

Dove, Dogs, & Shotguns

  • Share/Bookmark
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Posts
  • Remington's Great American Bird Hunt (Wii Game) November 12, 2009 - SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. - Mastiff, a leading publisher of interactive entertainment, today announced that Remington Great American Bird Hunt for Wii, the latest in its popular series of outdoor action games, is now available in retail stores throughout North America. With an arsenal of authentic Remington......
  • How to Find Your Dominant Eye In my readings I found a simple test to determine which eye is your dominant eye. I just found out that I am cross-eye dominant. Damn, no wonder I'm always struggling with my eyes when I shoot skeet or sporting clays. I'm left handed and right eye dominant. Now that......
  • Mexican Whitewing Forecast Looks Good If you have ever thought of traveling south of the border to dove hunt, this year might be the one. Dr. Ignacio Cinta, a wildlife biologist from Mexico City, says that hunters are in for a fiesta this year. Cinta says that the prime whtewing hunting is about 160 miles......
Blog Traffic Exchange Related Websites
  • Hope Strengthens Itself in the Lord Through Praise The Bible promises: Make thankfulness your sacrifice to God, and keep the vows you made to the Most High. Then call on me when you are in trouble, and I will rescue you, and you will give me glory.” Psalm 50:14-15 (New Living Translation) And Nehemiah pointed out: Nehemiah said,......
  • Bible - Use Your Sword to Stay Strong - Day 32 Truth: I lift up my hands to your commands, which I love, and I meditate on your decrees. Remember your word to your servant, for you have given me hope. My comfort in my suffering is this: Your promise preserves my life. Psalm 119:48-50 (New International Version) Thought: Jesus'......
  • 100 Quick Tennis Tips pt 1 Here are 100 quick and easy tennis tips to get your game going. We're going to spread this list out over a couple of posts to keep it interesting. Tip #1 - Before you pick up the game of tennis, you should absolutely make sure to consult a physician to......

Powered by WordPress